February 2012
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Kid: why do we have to learn this
Math teacher: because fuck you
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Watch(via blaines-ass, blanklove)
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omg putting jeans on just out the dryer...
aaaaahhhh so warmmmm
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I bet Rick Astley struggles with Lent.
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omg there was strawberry shortcake at school today and I had three slices.
no shame.
it was delicious.
flatsound:
for lent i’m giving up religion.
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so I did some yard work with my dad today...
and it was fun. it was like we were back in Georgia where we did yard work all the time. and I’ve always enjoyed doing yard work with him or just doing anything really cause when I was younger he was gone a lot so it’s like I’m making up time, kinda.
anyways, he gave me thirty bucks afterwards and normal kids would be all psyched but I hate it when he gives me money because...
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why, wikianswers?
oh my god why is this showing up on my screen
i’ve done nothing but research the chinese and russian revolutions for the past hour
ALSO: LACK TOAST AND TOLERANT.
thepurplebowtie:
i just feel
empty
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Mapcrunch: Trailer
"Hello?"
-fade in from black to an open road in the middle on nowhere, with no civilization in sight-
-a person stands in the road, looking lost-
"Is anybody there? Where am I?"
-scene change to an urban area with signs in a foreign language-
"Where AM I?"
-scene change to people standing around-
"Hello? Can you help me? I'm lost!"
-the people don't move, and appear to be frozen in place-
"What's going on..."
-the person's cell phone rings, they bring it to their ear slowly-
"He-hello?"
Mysterious voice on the other end: "Find the airport."
-snap to black-
MAPCRUNCH
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AUNT PETUNIA IS IN "THE TREE OF LIFE"
and she has a southernish accent!
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